Free Hindi sms,SMS in Hindi, Hindi SMS Jokes, Funny Hindi SMS

Free Hindi SMS - SMS in Hindi, Hindi Jokes, Funny Hindi SMS :

Free Hindi SMS and Free Hindi SMS Jokes :

Pita (Father) to Son: Beta, Taj mahal kaha he??

Beta: Pata nahi.

Pita: Kabhie ghar se bahar nikla karoo.

Beta: Ramlaal kaun he??

Pita: Pata nahi.

Beta: Daddy, kabhie ghar me bhi raha karo.

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Father to son: Beta, Sharaab, Cigarette aur ladkiya sub tumhare jaan ke dusman he.

Son: Daddy, Jo saksh apne dusmano se bhaag jaaye wo mard hi nahi.

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Premika : Jaanu tum ek din me kitni bar shave karte ho??

Premi: Mein to din me 20 se 30 bar shave karta hoon.

Premika: Kya tum pagal ho??

Premi: Nahi, Me to Naai hoon.

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Sardar paise jama karne bank jaata he

Banker: Bhai saab ye note phata hua he, doosra do.

Sardar: Mujhe paise apne account me jamaa karwaane he, fata hua karoon ya naya tumhe kya matlab??

Banker: ????

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Sardar ek bar apni biwi se pareshaan jagjeet singh ke gaane sun raha tha, us gaane ke bol kuch aise the "ye daulat bhi lelo, yeh sohrat bhi lelo" achanak sardar utt khada hua aur bolne laga "Mein to aapse zyada paresaan hoon, meri to biwi bhi le lo " .

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Shaadi ek aisa din he jab ladka mandap par apni dulhan ke saath baithe hue doosri ladkiyon ko dekh  kar sochta he, ye sab aaj se pehle kaha mar gayi thi??

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Pati apni patni se: kal raat  mere khwaab me  ek ladki  aayi thi, waah kya ladki thi !!

Patni: Akeli aayi hogi na??

Pati: Haan, tumhe kaise pata??

Patni: Uska pati mere khwaab me aaya tha na.

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Funny Hindi SMS and Funny Hindi Jokes:

Ek shaadi shuda aadmi mandir me bhagwaan se poochta he, Hey prabhu! Tune bachpan diya use cheen liya, aisho araam diya use cheen liya, paisa diya to barbad ho gaya, aur ab ye patni di to use dekar hi bhool gaya??

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Teacher: Is waakya me khaali sthaan bharo -

"900 choohe khakar billi ........ chali" ??

Student: 900 choohe khakar billi dhire dhire chali.

Teacher: Nalayak majaak karta he? Nikal jaa meri class se.

Student: Are sir, Ye to mene aapka dil rakhne ke liye keh diya , warna 900 choohe kha kar billi to kya uska baap bhi nahi chal sakta.

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Teacher student se poochti he:  Radio aur newspaper me kya fark he??

Student: Madam, newspaper me roti lapet kar le ja sakte he, lekin radio me nahi le ja sakte he.

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