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Patni: Har subhe jab meri aankhein khulti he to mein yahi prathana karta hoon ki upar wala sub ko tumhaare jaisi patni de.
Biwi: Acha??
Pati: Haan, aakhir me akela hi dukhi kyon rahoo??
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Beta: 8 saal ke bache ne apni maa se poocha, maa me kaha se mila??
Maa: Beta, HUm tujhe super bazaar se khareed kar laaye.
Beta: Zaroon un dinon waha clearence sale lagi hogi??
Maa: Waah, Kaise jaana??
Beta: Apni ungliyon ko dekhkar jaana sub ki sub alag alag size ko he. Clearance sale me hi aisa maal bikhta he.
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Girlfriend : Mein agar mar jaaongi to tum kya karoge??
Boyfriend: Mein bhi mar jaoonga.
Girlfriend: Acha, Itna pyar karte ho mujhshe??
Boyfriend: Pyar, Wyaar kuch nahi, Tere chakkar me udhaari itni bad gayo he ki jeena muskil ho gaya he.
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Pati aur patni mandir gaye.
Pati ne poocha tumne kya maanga??
Patni ne kaha: aap aur me saath janam tak sath rahe.
Patni: Aur aapne kya maanga??
Pati: Mene ye maanga ki ye hamara saathva janam ho.
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Ek vyakti ne jannat ka darwaza khat khatayaa to andar se awaaz aayi, Kya tum shaadi shuda ho?
Vyakti bola: haan
Andar se awaaz aayi: Tum andar aa sakte ho, Shaadi karke tumne kaafi saja paayi he.
Doosre vyakti ne darwaaza khat khataya to andar se awaz aayi, kya tum shaadi shudha ho??
Vyakti bola: Jee haan, Meri do bar shaadi ho chuki he.
Andar se awaaz aayi: Bhaag jao, Yaha bewakoofon ke liye jagah nahi he.
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Girlfriend: Jaanu, kya tum mujshe bohot pyar karte ho?
Boyfriend: Haan.
Girlfriend: Agar me mar jaaonton to tum ro oge??
Boyfriend: Bohot zyada ro oonga.
Girlfriend: Zara ro kar dikhaayi ye na??
Boyfriend: pehle tum mar kar dikhaao??
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jyotish: Tumhaara naam Ramesh he??
Ramesh: Haan.
Jyotish: Tumhara ek ladka he 6 saal ka??
Ramesh: Aap to kamaal ke ho jyotish ji aage boliye.
Jyotish: Tune abhi 5 kilo gehoon kharide he?
Ramesh: Aap to antyaami ho jyotish ji..
jyotish: Ghadhe, Agli bar kundli laana raashan card nahi.
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Pita: Beta, Juaan buri bala he juaan nahi khelna chahiye. Yeh aisi bala he ki yadhi aaj jeetoge ke kal haroge, parso jeetoge
to agle din haar jaaoge.
Beta: Bus pitaji, Mein shamaj gaya aagey se ek din chodkar ek din khela karoonga.
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Pati: Inspector saab meri patni do dino se gahr nahi aayi lagta he wo kahi kho gayi??
Postmaster: Andhe, Yeh post office he police station nahi.
Pati: Maaf karna bhai saab, khushi ke maare pata nahi chal raha he ki kaha jaoon.
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Waqeel: Talaak karwaane ke 50000 rupai lagenge.
Pati: Pagal ho kya?? Pandit ji ne to 1200 me shaadi karwayi thi.
Waqeel: Dekh liya na saste kaam ka nateeja??
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